A RIDDLE A DAY MAKES YOU SHARPER EVERYDAY

Raman escapes to the jungle on Sunday and stays there
for 3 nights and left on Sunday. Is this possible ?
Answer : Yes, because Sunday is the name of his elephant.


Macho the wonder dog can drink 5 litres of milk, jump 7 feet,
climb trees. But Macho cannot jump through the 4 foot window.
Why?
Answer : Very simple. The window is shut.


Which is the most sour stone?
Answer : Limestone


Babies drink milk. Monkey's eat bananas. What do computers eat?
Answer : Computer chips.


Thomas Edison was able to invent the light bulb because.......
Answer : he was BRIGHT


Which is the smallest room the world?
Answer : Mushroom


Anthony's grandfather has three grandson's namely Amar Akbar and ___________?
Answer : Anthony


A ship collided with another and sunk. How would the survivors be buried?
Answer : No one was buried. Everyone was alive and safe.


It stays around the corner but travels all over the world!
Answer : A Stamp


Young boys were playing rugby and it was raining very heavily all day long. Not a single strand of hair got wet inspite of the boys not wearing any protection like a cap, hat etc. Any luck?
Answer : All of them were bald.


A young lady did not run away from a lion.Why?
Answer : Because the lion was a maneater.


Why do the bulls wear bells?
Answer : Because they cannot blow their horn.


What is a Bulldozer?
Answer : A sleeping bull.


What has more letters than alphabets?
Answer : The Post Office.


It goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer : An Umbrella.


6 was afraid of 7. Why?
Answer : Because 7 ate 9


What did the mama chimney say to the baby chimney?
Answer : Watch out! You are too young to smoke.


Where do baby ape's sleep?
Answer : In Apricots.


Cats kill rats, Water kills?
Answer : Fire


The picture said to the wall.....
Answer : I HAVE BEEN FRAMED